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Two great bits of wisdom guaranteed to make you a smarter, sexier, more productive, less odiferous, and overall better man or woman, depending on which you started out as.

First, from my good chum Nathan: "The Latin language just contains too much awesomeness to let it stay dead." Word.

The second, from CollegeHumor, regarding how to remove names from your AIM buddy list: "When all else fails try eeny meany miney mo. You would be surprised how easy it is to remove names from your buddy list after catching a tiger by the toe. The cuts and bites you will receive is nothing compared to the insane challenge of capturing this wild cat/beast by his paw sector. NOTE: If he hollers, let him go. I repeat, let him go."

Socrates, take that.